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3 DOCTOR! DOCTOR! 2 Who's there? 1 without touching? 1 willing people -- those who 1 who joined the British Legion 1 who are willing to let them 1 vegetarian cannibal 1 up postmen 1 untidiest man died today 1 toothbrush 1 to forget his camel 1 to do in the afternoons 1 the Barbers? 1 sophisticated but cant 1 rWhat is old,pink & belongs to 1 rHow do you call the police in 1 r GRANDMA 1 r FRAGILE 1 r Anything else Sir? 1 quiverand then she started to shiver She gave a cough 1 qon their hats? 1 qWhat is green & goes up & down? 1 qWhat do you get if you walk under a cow? 1 q Why is a river rich? 1 q What is a happy tin in the USA 1 q Did you hear that Englands team for the World Cup was chosen today? Its West Germany! 1 q Indian and African Elephants 1 proscecuted by the RSPCA for 1 preserving 1 pair of socks every day 1 pWhat is green round & does good 1 pDid you know? 1 p Reality is an illusion induced 1 or longer if required 1 of the worms they pick up 1 man whose crying in the street. 1 look out of their windows 1 logo 1 leaving food out for rats to eat 1 intialise 1 house which has no toilet 1 has only one leg 1 from today no person is to 1 from an Irish McDonald's is 1 for breakfast? 1 except secrets 1 cross-eyed teacher who could notcontrol her pupils? 1 cigarette lighters? 1 cTo stop people from parking on their heads! 1 by a lack of alchohol 1 before lunch 1 bWhat do you get if you cross a Skunk with a Koala? 1 b=b+(b=f): 1 b How do you upset Sheep? 1 are willing to work & those 1 and floated down the river 1 almost everything 1 aanother Witch? 1 a Sing Something Simple: 1 a No they dont,they run on wheels 1 a Do the buses run on time 1 a His body is now to be found lying in a state 1 ` Did you know? 1 You are in a jam aren't you? 1 Why do traffic wardens have 1 Why did the jelly wobble? 1 Why did elephant cross the road 1 Why are skinheads first in at 1 Who wants tobe in an institution 1 Who is Jumbo's favourite singer? 1 Which nut has no shell? 1 When they have lost all there 1 When the clock strikes 13 what time is it? 1 When are soccer players given 1 Whats this fly doing in my soup 1 What is a buttress? 1 What is a Ducks favourite 1 What goes 1 What do you get if you cross a Great Dane with a Bicycle pump? 1 What do you do with a sick Wasp? 1 What do you call a 1 legged man whose fallen in a bowl of 1 What do you call 300 roadmendersfalling off a cliff? 1 What can you change 1 WEST GERMANY 1 WAITER WHO? 1 WAITER MINUTE & I'LL COME IN 1 VDid you hear of the 1 Usually Yes 1 Time to get a new clock! 1 Time to buy a new chair! 1 This is to give something 1 This is the end of the jokes on the tape 1 The sports master said I was theteams only drawback! 1 THouse to let for ever 1 Swimming Trunks 1 She stood on the bridge all a 1 Send it in the Post marked 1 SNAP CACKLE & POP 1 Rabbits can multiply 1 Putty from Porridge? 1 Pigs could fly 1 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 Now there arn't he shot them all 1 Now I cant get my shoes on! 1 Next Please 1 My mum told me to put on a clean 1 My dogs got no nose 1 Mum now that I am 15 can I wear lipstick & mascara like you do? 1 Mr.Ernest Pong,the worlds 1 MUM! Can I have 20p for an old 1 MINT SAUCE! 1 MEMO:to all civil servants 1 Looks like the backstroke to me! 1 KTake it to WASPITAL! 1 Joker 1 Insanity is a better defence 1 In a MOO-SEUM! 1 IRISH TIMES 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1 I'm pink therefore I'm spam 1 I say I say 1 I feel like an orange! 1 I feel like a strawberry! 1 I dont know.It must have been sodark I didn't see the other one. 1 How does he smell then? 1 How are you doing in soccer son? 1 Honesty is the best policy 1 Her leg fell off 1 He would only eat Swedes 1 Have you tried playing squash? 1 Grandpa? 1 Gorrilla with a machine gun 1 Everyone keeps ignoring me 1 Do you know what cannibals eat 1 Directory Enquiries 1 Did you hear of the British Railcatering manager who is being 1 Did you hear of Paddy who bought3 acres of building land.It took13 days to load it on his lorry 1 Did you hear about the Irish Firing squad that formed in a 1 Did you hear about the 1 Daughter!There were 2 chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why? 1 DWhat dance do ducks do? 1 DRUNK: when a man feels 1 CPOOH BEAR 1 But there are not any tigers in Wales 1 But only a snake can be an adder 1 Because it was chickens day off 1 Because it saw the milk shake! 1 Australia? 1 At a WHALE-WEIGH STATION! 1 AMANDA WHO? 1 AMANDA FIX THE WASHING MACHINE 1 ALCHOHOL: a liquid for 1 A pat on the head! 1 A packet of Fruitgums! 1 A female goat. 1 A Quackstep! 1 A Gooseberry in a lift! 1 A Doughnut 1 A DEAD PARROT 1 A BRUSSEL SCOUT! 1 ;"THE END": 1 ;"Press ""C"" to continue": 1 ;" STOP THE TAPE ": 1 ;" (1) View jokes and graffics"," (60 mins)"'''" (2) View graffics only"," (36 mins)": 1 2British Industry is full of 1 2BAKED BEINGS 1 /Bacon would go up 1 ,How do you split the Atom? 1 *Because they take a short cut 1 'Marriage is a great institution 1 ' Where do you weigh whales? 1 ' Dartmoor Prison today is on RED ALERT as they realised 38 prisoners have their names down for picnic lunches! 1 &What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? 1 &Did you hear of the poor gamblerwho,when in a plush casino with spots on each domino as diamondsstole the double blank! 1 & I didnt have the decency to 1 & But I did mum it was 10 oclock 1 & Give him a bucket of water! 1 %What would happen if 1 %Irish Stew-In-A-Basket 1 "intialize" 1 yellow lines 1 `10 per head sir 1 Yes please,one small catapult 1 YOUR MIND 1 Why do bears wear fur coats? 1 Where does a Lamb go for a 1 What's the time if an Elephant sits in your favourite chair? 1 What's the difference between 1 What is a Polygon 1 What do you get if you cross a Submarine with a Tambourine? 1 What do you charge for dinner 1 What did one Witch say to 1 WAITER! WAITER! 1 This chicken you've given me 1 They'd look silly in raincoats 1 The salvation Navy 1 The Government today revealed It's plan to save Britain 1 The BAA-BAAS shop! 1 Sorry Sir I thought you wanted to eat it not dance with it! 1 Right I'll have a nose then 1 Pretty good Dad 1 One goes up the other goes down 1 Of course.What's he crying for 1 No Peter you cannot! 1 KNOCK! KNOCK! 1 KNOCK! KNOCK! 1 It was revealed today that the Prime Minister is doing the job of two men - Laurel and Hardy 1 If you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog you get an eight foot 1 Ice creams 20p each! 1 His windows fell out! 1 Harry Elephante! 1 HOP-A-LONG CUSTARDY! 1 Girls are called birds because 1 FLOWCHART LTD 1982 1 FLOWCHART LTD 1982 1 Did you hear of the sad Arab 1 Did you hear of the hotel where business was so bad the manager was stealing towels from guests 1 Did you hear of the historian who swallowed a glass eye now has the benefit of hindsight. 1 Daughter! Didn't I tell you to watch that saucepan and notice when it boiled over? 1 Dad! There's a man at the door says he's collecting for a new swimming pool 1 CREAM QUACKERS! 1 British Telecom revealed today 28,000 nuisance calls this year 1 Because it has two banks! 1 At British Gnome Stores 1 All from people wanting 1 A-MERRY-CAN 1 A packet of mothballs please 1 A hill and a pill? 1 A dog that really puts the wind 1 A NAVVYLANCH! 1 Where do Gnomes go shopping? 1 What do you call an Eskimo's 1 They are going to re-name it 1 The most popular meal to get 1 My dads a big game hunter in Wales.He hunts Tiger. 1 Do you know what happened to the man who could not tell 1 About three thousand miles 1 A woman drove me to drink 1 What runs but has no legs? 1 What do you call a 7 foot 1 The Irish National Anthem: 1 Run after them shouting 1 Where would you find a Prehistoric Cow 1 W